Buy the ticket, take the ride
Buy the ticket, take the ride
aaron-farter:

nolarmade:

aaron-farter:

nolarmade:

aaron-farter:

our bathroom 

Is that where you choose to shit?! Really?!? Under a world-wide known quote by one of of the world’s greatest minds?!?! A BATHROOM!?!?! Fuck you. I hate these.

 shut up

You clearly don’t know how jokes work. Please do take care to die in a fire, and my your corpse be raped by a million flea infested rats with full blown AIDS. Merry Christmas, and may Jesus shit on your soul. Go fuck yourself.

lol ok

“hug life”
meels-on-wheels:

Bourbon Pumpkin Cheesecake

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
give her to me
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sherronjoy:

Let’s be honest…he would never have to rob the bank…the people would just give him the money willingly.
sherronjoy:

Let’s be honest…he would never have to rob the bank…the people would just give him the money willingly.
sherronjoy:

Let’s be honest…he would never have to rob the bank…the people would just give him the money willingly.
sherronjoy:

Let’s be honest…he would never have to rob the bank…the people would just give him the money willingly.
how are all of these my life exactly